Wednesday, April 11, 2007

HeshSnatch Top and Bottom 5 for April

5. Sopranos finale season. Enough said. This is the big showdown.



4. Nuggets kicking ass. After the nuggets topped the Jazz this week there have now won 7 games in a row and are on their way to the playoffs. Fuck yesh.




3. JoeyM's Art and IndyInk Show at Flying Dog.






Don't forget to check out the IndyInk show at the Flying Dog Brewery on friday April 13th from 12pm - 2am. Free food and beer all day. Remember to vote for Joey's work!




2. Summer: Just around the corner. With summer almost here its time to dust off that camping gear, tidy up the beer bong, and get ready to rip. ANd you know what that means, BBQ's, camping, acid at coors field, and most importantly, strip clubs.









1. The future of EDM in Colorado looks bright: With Udder madness closing in on its 1 year anniversary and other nights branching out into different genres like Submission, it only goes to show how devoted people are in denver to pushing limits and bringing in new artists to keep our scene thriving. Sonic Bloom looks to be an amazing event this year with the likes of Tipper, STS9, Bassnectar, The Glitch Mob, and many more talented soundicians headed our way.







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Bottom 5 things wrong with our scene.

5. Caffeine 2007. Same old bullshit. Same old lineup. Actually I think the lineup got worse with the addition of Jen Lasher after I heard she dropped Fergielicious. Someone should have hate fucked her for that at minimum. Plus don't forget, our friendly cops.





4. Too Many MC's. Sub.Mission's recent birth has given light to dubstep/glitch and more with an MC LESS environment. Revolutionary concept.



3. Noob promoters getting venues shut down. Thanks to people like PLUR PRODUCTIONS venues are not being used properly and are getting shut down by Johnny Law. If you ever happen to run into one of these PLUR people please do what is best and give them a swift kick to the shins. Twice.




2. Gangster Guido Ravers.
Its so fun being tough at 5 foot 1. And having sunglasses that could defend against the meanest ICE/border patrol sting.






1. Losing EMORRISSEY/The artist formerly known as Lyle Jr. Candy kids and emo enthusiasts alike take a big hit with his recent departure. Lyle you will be missed bro!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

The Heshword is born.


Welcome to the first day in the new life of a revolutionary new concept created we would like to call The Heshword. It is the official home dedicated to all things HESH. If you feel that you have something that is hesh-related, I would more then encourage you to leave your thoughts and comments here. Hopefully someday others can see the light and make the world a heshier place to be.

Sincerely,


Fretty Hesh